Writing Index

GODFATHER POEMS

HORROR MOVIES
THE UNLUCKIEST MAN IN HORROR
SIMON TROWEL
STATE OF THE NATION
REALITY TV
IT’S SHIT BEING A DINOSAUR
THE POEM THAT DOESN’T RHYME
BIG LOG
KILLER NUNS
MY KIND OF WOMAN
HOW COME?
FAREWELL LJ
THE X-FACTORY
I LIKE SWEARING
BULLIES AND THIEVES
JESUS WAS A HIPPY
NEVER TRUST A BISHOP
BIG BOOBED BARMAID BIRD
I’LL NEVER HAVE SEX WITH THE NOLAN SISTERS
I WANT
OLD
JOAN OF ARC
CROSSROADS
DIVIDE AND CONQUER
DONALD TRUMP
EVIDENTLY ENGLANDTOWN
FUCK YOU BORIS JOHNSON
I DON’T BELIEVE
DEAD CATS AND DILDOS
2020

PEOPLE’S POEMS

PHILLIPA’S POEM
DAVE’S POEM
FREDDIE’S LEAVING POEM
GEMMA AND ELLIE’S LEAVING POEM
CHRIS’ BIRTHDAY POEM
ANT’S BIRTHDAY POEM
SPUD’S LEAVING POEM
VIKING’S BIRTHDAY POEM
TANK’S BIRTHDAY POEM
SARAH’S BIRTHDAY POEM
SEAN’S BIRTHDAY POEM
NINJA SAM
SAM’S BIRTHDAY POEM
CHARLIE’S BIRTHDAY POEM
FOR A FRIEND
FAREWELL LEONARD COHEN
CHRISTMAS AT MUM’S
DENGUE VS CORONA
DEGREEN EGGS AND HAM
ME AND OUR KID SO SKINT
BUKOWSKI IS DEAD
LINA’S BIRTHDAY POEM
BUKOWSKI
THINKING OF BUKOWSKI AGAIN
LINA: THE TIME TRAVELLING BANDIT
MY BROTHER
MY DAD

STORY POEMS

SHOCKTAILS AND VOMIT
LEONARD COHEN KILLED MY CAR
ROAD TRIP (unfinished)
LONELY GIRL
LITTLE CORPSE BOY
FIFTY CONVERSATIONS DEEP
LYDIA
MORECAMBE
Jasmine Voorhees
SPACESHIP ON A COMET
FAREWELL CARPE

DEPRESSION

BLOOD & PAIN
(my own) DOWNWARD SPIRAL
INSIDE
SUICIDE FILTERS
WHO LOVES WHO
EMPTY SOULS
MY HEART IS AS FAR AS THE MOON
ABANDONED
PULL ME APART
MIRRORS
NEW DAY
LOST
FOUR SECONDS FROM INSANITY
RAIN
SET FIRE TO THE MOON
CUDDLE THE DEPRESSION AWAY
A FRIEND WHO FOUGHT
WHAT HAVE I DONE
WHEN THE DEMONS COME
HEAVEN & HELL
HOW DARE YOU DESPAIR
WHERE I RESIDE
DON’T DIE WITHOUT ME
WHOSE PAIN IS THIS
THE MORNING AFTER
WHERE DOES IT HURT?
GOODBYE
WHAT WORDS HE SAID
INTERNAL SCREAMING
LOST
SHRINK
HURT
PREPARE TO FIGHT
WHAT PRICE WE PAY
DARKNESS
HOW DEEP DOES THE DARKNESS LIVE
THE GIRL WHO TOOK THE DRUGS
BACK ON TRACK
MURDER ME
WHEN YOU’RE IN HELL YOU HOLD ON TIGHT
EMPTY INSIDE
INTERNAL ARGUMENT
WILL I TRULY GO INSANE THIS TIME?
YOU DON’T LIVE HERE
EMOTIONS
NO FOOD
THE WORST PAIN OF ALL
THAT’S NOT WHERE YOU LIVE
FEELING LOST
THE CRIMSON FLOW
HALF BLIND
DOING SO WELL
I THINK I MIGHT BE INSANE
THE PIT OF SELF HATE
WORDS NEVER SAID
DO BROKEN HEARTS EVER HEAL
SCREAM LIKE A BANSHEE
I’M TIRED
NOBODY CARES
THE VOICES
ANOTHER BATTLE
THE COST OF THE CRIMSON RIVER
WHEN YOU HEAR THE DARKNESS
THE PRICE OF PAIN
DIVING BOARD
WE LIE
PAID IN FULL
ANOTHER DAY (OF MENTAL AGONY)
THE UNIVERSE GOES QUIET
SCREAMING
CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME?
CRYING FOR HELP OR WRITING A POEM?
OUT OF CONTROL
SCRATCHING A MENTAL ITCH
DON’T LET YOUR GUARD DOWN
UNHEARD SILENCE
TOO MUCH SCREAMING FOR SLEEP
BANSHEES SCREAMING
AM I CONNECTED TO THE REST OF THE WORLD?
SCREAMING VOLUMES
TOO MUCH HAPPY
SCREAMING IN MY HEAD
MURDER THYSELF
SELF MURDER
HOW NOT TO MURDER THYSELF
SCREAMING IN DISGUISE
THE NO SCREAMING POEM
DON’T LOOK TOO CLOSE
ANOTHER MENTAL BATTLE
IN OR OUT
HOW MAY WE FLY

LOVE

IF I FELL IN LOVE
WILL WE MEET AGAIN
SILENCE
LIGHT AND DARK
ROCK OR DRIFTWOOD
THE GIRL WHO COULD MAKE ME CRY
LOVE
SLEEPING ALONE
WAS I A GOOD KISSER?
SENSUAL EXPLORATION
LOVE TO GIVE
LOVE IS BLIND
HOLE IN MY HEART
WHAT IS LOVE?
DOES LOVE KILL OR CREATE? (needs work)
WHY DON’T YOU WRITE ABOUT LOVE?
MY TURN
BEAUTIFUL
CLOSE TOGETHER SO FAR APART
ANY LOVE TO GIVE 2
WISHES ARE FOR FISHES
BEING FRIENDS WITH A POET
LOVE IS THE ULTIMATE WEAPON

WAR POEMS

HAROLD BASLEY POOL
WARS
KILL
TOMMY TUCK
THOSE WHO DIED
WHY ARE WE FIGHTING?
D-DAY 1
D-DAY 2
D-DAY 3
D-DAY 4
D-DAY 5
D-DAY 6

LIFE

SENTIENCE
LIFE
TURN OUT THE LIGHTS
SELF ACCEPTANCE (needs work)
PUBERTY
THE CONCEPT OF SELF
GROWN UPS
A DREAM
THE UNIVERSE INSIDE ME
ART AND MAGIC
PATHS(needs work)
WASH MY BRAIN
DAMN GROWN UPS
FIRST BUSES
NEWS
GRAVES
NEWSPAPERS
HOW MUCH
EGO
IF YOU KNEW WHAT YOU WERE DOING WOULD YOU STILL DO IT?
PEOPLE HAVE FORGOTTEN HOW TO BE NICE
LAST MAN STANDING
ONE LIFE
ANIMAL SANCTUARY
TIME TRAVELLING AT NIGHT
MOUNTAINS AND MOLEHILLS
ONE LAST DRINK AND SMOKE
MOON PEOPLE
APOCALYPSE
RIVER OF LIFE
ALL THE STORIES ARE GONE
NEW YEAR 2016
HAPPIEST FEELINGS
LAST THING BEFORE BED
TALKING TO MYSELF
TORY DILDO
BEST FRIEND
SELF BEAUTY
A PEACEFUL NIGHT’S SLEEP
BEING (MONEY) RICH
THE ULTIMATE GIFT
SLEEPING WITH THE ENEMY
THE BRUTALITY OF BEAUTY

SONGS

THEY’VE SHUT DOWN ALL THE PUNK ROCK SHOWS
DEATH BY DEAD BABIES
SKELETON UNDER THE GROUND

MUSIC

PETROL BASTARD
LED ZEPPELIN
PINK FLOYD
AC/DC
ZIGGY PLAYED GUITAR
SIOUXSIE
EVERY BAND NEEDS A KEITH RICHARDS
LEMMY
WHAT IS ROCK ‘N’ ROLL?
RECORD PLAYER
RIVER OF LIFE
ROCKIN’ TO MY COFFIN
HAVE YOU EVER

ART

GET THIS SHIT OUT OF MY HEAD
ONE MORE POEM
WHAT IS POETRY
POEMS EVERYWHERE
ART ISN’T EASY
WRITING FOR OTHER PEOPLE
WORDS WON’T LEAVE ME ALONE
THE WORDS REFUSE TO BEHAVE
WORDS
THE SMOOTH OF PEN ON PAPER
WHO DO YOU GIVE THE WORDS TO?
LET’S MAKE A POEM
PUNCTUATION
SKELETONS WRITE POEMS
JUST SOME WORDS IN A POEM
THE SECRETS WITHIN WORDS
OH WHAT A LOVELY POEM
ART TO EASE THE PAIN
NOTHING TO GIVE
RECEIVING ART
A POEM ABOUT NOTHING

SCHOOL DAYS

PUNISHED AT SCHOOL
BULLIES
FORGIVE BUT NEVER FORGET
STRIP SHOW
LIFE VS MONEY
THE HUMAN RACE
HOW TO MAKE A CUP OF TEA

GAMES

BURN BABY BURN

THE OLD MAN AND HIS DOG & THE POLISH BUILDER

THE OLD MAN AND HIS DOG & THE POLISH BUILDER
THE OLD MAN AND HIS DOG & THE POLISH BUILDER 2
THE OLD MAN AND HIS DOG
THE OLD MAN AND HIS DOG 2

THE ADVENTURES OF DOUCHEBAG McFUCK
(For Keegan)

DOUCHEBAG AND HIS BRIDE

CHAOS

CHAOS (PART I)
ETERNITY OR CHAOS
DID YOU EMBRACE THE CHAOS?
NOTHIN’
I CAN’T DO NORMAL THINGS
LIBER M: CHAPTER 1

STRANGE STUFF

DON’T KNOW WHAT IT’S CALLED
RIK MAYALL WAS A POET
GONE

RANDOM MUSINGS

IF I RULED THE WORLD
PUT YOUR HAND IN THE FIRE
THE REAL WORLD
SOMETIMES AND ALWAYS
DOES OUR ROOM REFLECT US?
POINT OF NO RETURN
DO YOU SEE ANYTHING?
MORTICIA ADdAMS
WORD SIZE
JUMPED OR PUSHED

STONER

MUNCHIES
THE HERB
I HAD A WHITEY
ACID THOUGHTS
WEED
ACID
ECSTASY

SEX

YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL
JANIS

SILLY POEMS

OPIUM AND ABSINTHE
SILLY IS
GOLF
THE B POEM
HOW TO MAKE AN OMELETTE BY GORDON RAMSEY
DON’T SWEAR
BARS ON MARS

MISC

HOW DO YOU SEE?
SILENT NIGHT
VICTIM OF THE NIGHT
SISYPHUS
PEACE
THE MIRROR
I HUGGED A LADY TODAY
DARK SIDE OF THE MOON
CREATION
COMMUTERS
TIME TRAVEL
QUESTIONS
ALPHABET
SETTING PEOPLE ON FIRE
TIME
TO WRITE A POEM OR NOT
WARS
BACK TO WORK
A POET WITHOUT ANY WORDS
HELL AND THE DEVIL
HOW TO WRITE A POEM
WHAT COLOUR IS HONESTY
SLEEP, CHILD
NEWSPAPER
FOCUS
SAT ON THE LAWN