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5669 - Shocktails

August 17, 2018 | Spacetime | No Comments

Detective Shocktails

and Sergeant Vomit

solving cri=
mes like

Wallace and Gromit.

Chasing dow=
n the bad guys

on their BMX bikes

before reading them t=
heir wrongs

instead of reading their rights.

Then down at the station

being chewed out by the chief

before repairing to the pub next door

for some liquid relief=

Then back on the beat,

wobbly on their =
feet

and lots of squeals

from the bicycles wheels.

Then there goes a perp

he’s done a bank job.=

You shock him over

and I’ll throw up on his knob.

The Detective dreails him

with shocking beha=
viour

while the sergeant throws up

all over his ge=
nitalia.

The criminal asks,

“What have I become?”

They reply in unison

“Shut up you slag,

You’re nicked, my son.”