Scene One

Words, words, words: Yawn, yawn, bollocks.

Scene 2
Bit of a zombie.

Scene 3

Words, words, words: yawn, bollocks, bollocks.

Scene 4

Bit of a zombie.

Scene 5

Zombies finally kick in

Scene 5.1

Ok, not really.

Scene 6

See Scenes 1 & 3

Scene 7

Oh look, there’s some zombies (FINALLY)

Let’s shoot them.

Oh darn I’ve used almost all my bullets and they’re still not dead.

What shall we do.

OOOhhh, I know. I’ve got 2 bullets left I’ll shoot them in the head.

*BLAM*

*BLAM*

wow, they’er dead. Must remember that little trick.

Hey look. There’s some more ammo, let’s load up.

one corner later

darn. More zombies. quick shoot em…

*BLAM*

*BLAM*

*BLAM*

*BLAM*

*BLAM*

*BLAM*

*BLAM*

Gosh, they’re still not dead. What shall we do. Oh yeah they’re zombies and we know all about them cos we’ve seen the films and heard the news stories and had the government ‘what-to-do-in-a-zombie-crisis handbook so let’s shoot them in the head….PHEW and with our last 3 bullets too.

Two minutes later

look, more ammo.

look, more zombies.

[see above]

x2

later

PHEW here come the special government zombie clean up squad. They’ve dealt with dozens of zombie clean ups around the world. They’ll sort it out…..

*BLAM*

*BLAM*

etc for like, 5 minutes….

see above..

FOR CRYING OUT FUCKING LOUD. You can’t have a zombie film that trys to make out the whole zombie thing is real and there have been 3 outbreaks since the original NOTLD and then have people (especially the special zombie clean up squad) go around shooting them in the stomach and chest.

HAVE SOME GODDAMNED SENSE YOU MORONS.

ps. and next time. You might wanna try throwing a story in there somewhere

We’re Motorhead and we play rock n roll.

or

Hi, I’m Johnny Cash

Just remembered

Date – 1983 (ish)
Location – The Apollo
Event – Tangerine Dream
Status – Blasted out of our minds
Moment – Coldwater Canyon (Edgar Froes on guitar)
Reaction – The closest I’ll ever get to being on another planet.

The Floyd was a good friend 🙂