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		<title>Coolness</title>
		<description>	I am so ridiculously buzzing right now. Performed a few John Cooper Clarke poems at Carpe and it went down well. I, me I performed in front of my friends and they liked what I did&#8230;.I&#8217;ve got a full on rock n roll star buzz going on right now.
	Haven&#8217;t been ...</description>
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		<title>Opening scene to my movie</title>
		<description>	[VOICEOVER]
	I don&#8217;t even sleep any more.
Just lie on the bed and stare at the ceiling.
Counting the cracks.
	Not even sure if they&#8217;re in the ceiling or in reality.
	Life and death.
Love and hate.
Reality and dreams.
There&#8217;s no difference any more.
The lines blurred a long time ago.
	I wonder what I&#8217;d do if I woke ...</description>
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		<title>First gig of the year&#8230;</title>
		<description>	&#8230;except The Complete Stone Roses that I got a free ticket for but I&#8217;m not really counting that&#8230;
	Evile - Old school thrash metal
	What can I say&#8230;
	I rocked, I moshed, I circle pitted. I was as one with a thousand flailing limbs. The drums and guitars pounded like an army of ...</description>
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		<title>Birthday 2009</title>
		<description>	Think we&#8217;ll skip over this one.

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		<title>Birthday</title>
		<description>	Started out at Sandy&#8217;s for a quick beer and that. Met her mate Mark. Then off to Academy for The Sword with Black Cobra supporting.
	Brilliant gig. Full on loud, hard, fast and heavy as fuck. Guitar heaven.
	Had to start our own pit&#8230;.not an uncommon occurence. Plenty of air guitar on ...</description>
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		<title>Thieves</title>
		<description>	Bugger, bugger, bugger &#038; bollocks.
	Got burgled on Sunday night while I was out. They kicked my front door in and took Both laptops plus PS2 and about £50.
	With a bit of luck the perpetrators might get run over by a steam roller

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		<title>Top class weekend</title>
		<description>	This is England at Cornerhouse.
Couple (or 3 or 6) at Grand Central.
Home for pills, thrills, and no bellyaches.
Bed (well, sofa)  at about 7.ooam
Up at 1.00pm (ish) and out for a roast lunch.
Back to flat for Revolver.
Over to Ledstation for cake and 45 min discussion on what the hell happened ...</description>
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		<title>Awesome day</title>
		<description>	Saw 3 great bands - Can&#8217;t member first bands name but they were old school punk dressed in white with odd masks on and a bass player wearing a pair of specs like Buggles did in that video.
	Visitor Q were amazing with a singer who looked like the scary voodoo ...</description>
		<link>http://alienatemypants.com/?p=29</link>
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		<title>Return of the Living Dead 5: Necropolis in 2 minutes&#8230;</title>
		<description>	Scene One
	Words, words, words: Yawn, yawn, bollocks.
	Scene 2
Bit of a zombie.
	Scene 3
	Words, words, words: yawn, bollocks, bollocks.
	Scene 4
	Bit of a zombie.
	Scene 5
	Zombies finally kick in
	Scene 5.1
	Ok, not really.
	Scene 6
	See Scenes 1 &#038; 3
	Scene 7
	Oh look, there&#8217;s some zombies (FINALLY)
	Let&#8217;s shoot them.
	Oh darn I&#8217;ve used almost all my bullets and they&#8217;re ...</description>
		<link>http://alienatemypants.com/?p=27</link>
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		<title>The greatest [understated] gig intros of all time</title>
		<description>	We&#8217;re Motorhead and we play rock n roll.
	or
	Hi, I&#8217;m Johnny Cash

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